A surgical-grade forked scoop that mounts to your finger. Engineered to retrieve the gnarliest specimen — yet refined enough to fit any nostril on Earth.
You've been improvising with hardware you were born with. It was never engineered for this. The results speak for themselves.
A flat fingertip cannot conform to the curved architecture of the nasal passage. Coverage gaps are inevitable. Specimens escape.
Direct contact. No barrier. No reach. You know exactly what we mean and you've made peace with it. Until today.
The gnarliest, most stubborn specimens demand leverage and a scooping edge. Bare fingers offer neither. The deep ones win.
The Nose Picker cradles your fingertip in a precision-molded mount and extends it with a forked titanium-finish scoop — the exact tool evolution forgot to give you.
We spent four prototypes and one slightly concerned focus group getting this right.
The dual-tine scoop angle was refined across four iterations until extraction became effortless. The curve does the work so your wrist doesn't have to.
Non-porous, antimicrobial-coated, dishwasher friendly.
Tested against 11 nostril profiles. No exceptions found.
A soft-touch mount distributes pressure evenly so you can excavate with confidence and zero hand fatigue.
manufacturing tolerance on the scoop edge
Verified pickers. Real(ish) results.
"I was skeptical. Then I cleared a specimen I'd been negotiating with since Tuesday. One pass. I wept a little."
"My husband used to do it at every stoplight with his bare hand like an animal. Now he uses the fork. We're basically royalty."
"The fork geometry is real. I don't fully understand it but I respect it. Fits my enormous nostrils perfectly."